gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
everydayimwholockin: when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
i just saw star trek into darkness and holy SHIT that was amazing
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
deerpong: bowlingforsoup: how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place. That was so deep I shit myself
dontnuts: if you have an outie belly button im sorry
i just discovered that you can reblog on the tumblr app by just holding down the reblog button
Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
paralysedbeaver: John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson and Jenna Fischer audition for The Office.
hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio yeah, you deserve them. that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen